Toilets of Higher Education
Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear,
Every spring, the toilets explode.
— Faber College's Dean Wormer, Animal House
The first of these is room 304 in the Recitation Building at Purdue University. We're looking across the north end of the Memorial Mall, past Stanley Coulter Hall, the Chemistry building, and Heavilon Hall.
The mysterious Secret Staff Toilet is in the School of Electrical and Computer Engineering, Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana, USA.
It's room ECE 126, directly across from one entry to the large lecture hall in ECE 129. The building key (coded "EBSMA") which opens all the exterior doors also admits you to its retro and very plain interior.
Just like the nuclear reactor in the basement, the Secret Staff Restroom does not appear on the building maps.
Meanwhile, Purdue has some of the worst urinals in the world.
The row of four is in the Physics building. The two of a slightly different though still terrible design are in the Potter engineering building,
Beyond the pure mystification factor (what are these things, seatless toilets?), they combine the worst of several possible features:
- Extra-high water use per flush
- Unusually high placement and large water bowl maximizes splash-back
- Privacy? What's that?
Purdue's Undergraduate Research Library is similarly plagued.
Here is a general-purpose public restroom in Heavilon Hall at Purdue University. There is a pair of restrooms labeled "Men" and "Women" on each floor of the building, except in the basement where building infrastructure got in the way of one of the two. So there's a single restroom with a locking door.
Once you get inside, it's pretty bland. Two sinks, a urinal, a handicap-accessible toilet, and a fold-down baby-changing table.
The only thing at all unusual or interesting is that the janitor's storage closet is through a door that you access through the toilet stall, making this one of the few toilet stalls with two doors.
Here is another unisex restroom at Purdue University, room 017 of the Electrical Engineering building. It's one large tiled room with no dividers, like the klizma chamber in the Russian hospital.
The Triple XXX diner is a popular local spot in West Lafayette, just down the hill from the Purdue campus. "On the hill, but on the level", they say.
The classic dish there is the biscuits and gravy. Below is the notorious Full Order.
It's open 24 hours and is next to a university campus, so it gets pretty hard use. This isn't exactly a campus toilet, but Triple XXX is close enough to being a part of the Purdue campus to qualify. During a recent visit, the men's room was "out of service." I'm sure we didn't want to know the details. Here is the relatively nice women's.
This is the mens room at the west end of the Infinite Hallway. It's room 7-107 in the Rogers Building at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
This is one mens room in the Peabody Museum of Anthropology and Ethnology, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
This fairly high-tech urinal is in the park adjacent to the campus of Cambridge University. The hand-washing water flushes it, and there is a (nearly hidden) hot-air hand drier also built in.
It's not handicap-accessible, so this is not Steven Hawking's. He is on the faculty there, in the position once held by Isaac Newton.
Also see the High-Tech Toilet page.
This urinal and condom machine are in Magdalene College, Oxford University, Oxford, U.K.