
A bizarre toilet sign in Guangzhou, People's Republic of China
This is a Bad Sign
This sign is in the public toilet in the park along the Pearl River in Guangzhou, in the People's Republic of China:

Unfortunately the picture did not come out, but here's a transcription I also made of this priceless bit of public information (the English version is at right, entirely invisible here):
PUBLIC LATRINE APPLIANCE REGULATIONS
- DO NOT DESTROY FACILITIES INSIDE THE LATRINE.
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DO NOT SHIT OR URINATE ANY WHERE.
[Presumably they meant "everywhere", as this is the latrine, after all] -
DO NOT SHIT INSIDE URINALS.
[So, is this your first trip to the big city?] - DO NOT LITTER.
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DO NOT DRAW OR DRAINT ANY WHERE.
[Presumably they meant "paint"]