The T2 Cleanliness Scale
A friend and colleague who cares deeply about this has devised a simple code for reporting your hygiene status. After some period of data collection, we may be able to tell if there are cleanliness differences between owners of iPhones and Androids, or between smart phone users and people sitting at desktops.
Report your hygiene status by selecting the appropriate combination
The last time I went to the bathroom I: