Hand Washing
The T2 Cleanliness Scale
A friend and colleague who cares deeply about this has devised a simple code for reporting your hygiene status. After some period of data collection, we may be able to tell if there are cleanliness differences between owners of iPhones and Androids, or between smart phone users and people sitting at desktops.
Report your hygiene status by selecting the appropriate combination
The last time I went to the bathroom I:
The last person before you connected at 2025-07-14 from IP address 77.75.79.17.
They did #1 and did not wash their hands. They are filthy!
All time, since 2023-04-18:
| Did #1 | Did #2 | |
| 3173 | 3122 | Did not wash |
| 3209 | 3170 | Rinsed with water only |
| 3347 | 3241 | Washed with soap and water |
Smart phone users, since 2023-04-18:
| Did #1 | Did #2 | |
| 116 | 130 | Did not wash |
| 165 | 150 | Rinsed with water only |
| 134 | 121 | Washed with soap and water |
Desktop/laptop users, since 2023-04-18:
| Did #1 | Did #2 | |
| 3057 | 2992 | Did not wash |
| 3044 | 3020 | Rinsed with water only |
| 3213 | 3120 | Washed with soap and water |
Android users, since 2023-04-18:
| Did #1 | Did #2 | |
| 94 | 114 | Did not wash |
| 149 | 131 | Rinsed with water only |
| 116 | 101 | Washed with soap and water |
iPhone users, since 2023-04-18:
| Did #1 | Did #2 | |
| 22 | 16 | Did not wash |
| 16 | 18 | Rinsed with water only |
| 18 | 20 | Washed with soap and water |
Chrome users, since 2023-04-18:
| Did #1 | Did #2 | |
| 325 | 412 | Did not wash |
| 451 | 359 | Rinsed with water only |
| 459 | 318 | Washed with soap and water |
Firefox users, since 2023-04-18:
| Did #1 | Did #2 | |
| 43 | 42 | Did not wash |
| 44 | 41 | Rinsed with water only |
| 48 | 54 | Washed with soap and water |